There’s more to the world than meets the eye and while you might think that fucking a watermelon doesn’t fall into this category, you’re wrong.
There are many things you can fuck that you probably didn’t even know about.
This guide will teach you how to fuck some of the most popular fruits and vegetables, including where to buy them, what supplies you’ll need, and how best to go about fucking them.
That last part should be easy enough considering they are inanimate objects. So what are you waiting for?
Yes, you can fuck a watermelon. But let me tell you: it is no easy feat. It takes quite a bit of time and effort to be able to successfully fuck a watermelon.
So what do you need to know to be able to fuck a watermelon? Read on for my guide on how to properly fuck a watermelon.
What does Sex with a Watermelon Feel Like?
The texture of watermelon is very similar to that of a human’s skin. The inner walls of watermelon rind are fleshy, just like those of our orifices, but they tend to feel rougher than that in comparison to human skin.
Although there are many different ways to fuck a watermelon, we recommend either using it as a dildo or even as an attachment for your Fleshlight: both cases will feel very similar to having sex with a real woman.
The sensation of watermelon as a sex toy, though, is still very different from that of a woman’s skin.
The feeling will be incredibly similar to your hand or any other sex toy you’ve ever used but it won’t feel like you’re having sex with another person. And there won’t be any need for lube: just follow your usual routine and have fun.
How to Fuck a Watermelon
Watermelon is one of nature’s perfect fruits. It’s soft and sweet, comes in a delicious bright red, and can be eaten alone or mixed with other ingredients to make tasty foods.
But have you ever wanted to stick your dick inside one to find out if it feels as good as it looks and tastes? Well, here are ways you can fuck a watermelon.
First things first: make sure that your watermelon is ripe. If it’s not sweet or if it has any green spots left on it, then it won’t be as good for fucking. Next up: location, location, location.
Find a place where you can fuck your watermelon without interruption. Some people like to do it outside in their backyard; others prefer to do it in their living room or bedroom.
Regardless of where you choose to do it, make sure there aren’t any distractions so that you can fully concentrate on the act at hand. After all, fucking a watermelon isn’t easy. Next up: preparation.
You can dig a hole into the fleshy part of the watermelon and fuck away till you ejaculate.
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Is It Normal To Have Sex With A Watermelon?
In short, yes it is. But is that something to be proud of? A quick search for fucking a watermelon will reveal countless videos and images depicting people penetrating and/or eating melons in various sexual ways.
It is so normal for people to have sex with a watermelon. It is a well-known fact that most of these are into fetishes, and having sex with a watermelon is not as weird as it seems.
Watermelons have a special texture that makes people very hard in an instant, therefore most men around you probably love fucking those juicy fruits. Having sexual relationships with foods or other non-human beings may sound unusual, but it’s not.
Make sure you have everything you need to fuck your watermelon properly. In addition to a ripe and fully grown watermelon, you’ll also want a lubricant, such as olive oil or vegetable oil.
Don’t worry the oils won’t change your watermelon’s taste! Finally: make sure that you use safe practices when fucking your watermelon.
Don’t fuck your watermelon too hard. Make sure you have enough lube to make fucking it pleasurable for both you and your partner. And of course, always wash your watermelon before and after you fuck it.
Using these tips on how to fuck a watermelon, anyone can enjoy one of the summer’s tastiest fruits in a brand new way.