If you’ve ever had the urge to fuck an inanimate object, but couldn’t find a willing partner, you might be interested to know that bananas are one of the most popular household items used for sexual purposes.
There are several ways to enjoy this fun little fruit, and some of them even involve putting it inside your body (just like sex)!
As it turns out, fucking a banana is more common than you would think. Chances are, someone you know has probably fucked a banana at some point in their life… maybe even several times!
Is It Ok To Masturbate With A Banana?
Yes, it’s ok to masturbate with a banana. It’s safe and fun for both males and females. The banana is just as good at being used as a sex toy as any other item that can be found in your house. They are inexpensive, easy to clean, and available in most grocery stores around you today.
There is no age limit on who can use one either so if you want to get one because your spouse won’t fuck you with a cucumber anymore then go ahead.
Many people are under the misconception that masturbating with a banana can cause you to become sterile. This is not true and has been disproved.
Many people have reported masturbating with many different objects since they were young and some of them are as old as 60 without having any children so please don’t let others tell you what you should do or not do with your body.
How to Fuck a Banana
If you’ve ever fantasized about banging fruits, then today is your lucky day. With a bit of patience and a lot of lube, we can learn how to fuck a banana.
- First, purchase a bunch of bananas that are slightly past their prime you don’t want them to be super mushy but they shouldn’t be hard either.
- Cut off both ends so that it resembles an eggplant. Then cut it in half lengthwise so that you have two long pieces with one rounded end and one flat end.
- Lube up your banana and stick it in your vagina. Ideally, you’d have someone else do it for you, but we can’t all have a partner willing to fuck fruits on our behalf.
- Once it is inserted all of the way into your vagina (remember to take deep breaths and relax), move around as much as possible until you feel like you’re about to cum.
What if You Masturbate With An Unpeeled, Unwashed Banana?
Masturbation is good for you! The process helps alleviate boredom, stress, and depression. But if you’re looking for a more intense (and kinky) sexual experience, you may want to try masturbating with an unpeeled, unwashed banana.
It sounds bizarre, but it’s surprisingly pleasurable when applied properly. Here’s how to do it Gently remove all of the peel from your banana.
This can be accomplished by either cutting off each end of your fruit or peeling it into one long piece. Once peeled, place your unpeeled banana in warm water for five minutes so that it becomes soft.
After five minutes have passed, gently rub your penis with your fingers until erect and apply your peeled banana to its tip while making circular motions.